June 2010
21 posts
Wear sunscreen. →
Enjoy being able to let someone touch your bare skin.
I wish I could do that. More than anything else in the world.
What is a man? →
Why does someone who has only just created a Tumblr’s Tumblr look better than mine?
Not bad for a virgin
Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything youve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. gotten/given a handjob. 8. gotten/given a blowjob. 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
11. Felt someone up...
Can we pretend we've never met?
And kiss for the first time all over again?
I HATE ELECTRIC POKEMON!!!
kelseykaotic:
yamijoey:
(via kelseykaotic) THEY HATE YOU TOO! *cuddles Ampheros*
*shakes fist*
Meh, whatever. Ninetails was always the best.
I HATE ELECTRIC POKEMON!!!
(via kelseykaotic) THEY HATE YOU TOO! *cuddles Ampheros*
Phailbook →
How come the more people I add on Facebook, the less people I talk to on it?
Six
I feel like a new man.
Gay
I’ve got nothing against people who’re gay, mostly so long as they understand that I despise everything about homosexuality, but when someone decides to scream “Ew” when a straight couple kissing declaring that it’s wrong, that’s when I get vocal about things. Sexuality is driven by environment. But that’s a story for another time. I wish I was bisexual. I...
pretty boys only love skinny girls.
(via kelseykaotic, intheskywith) I think that makes me pretty ugly.
Now you've got...
SOMETHING TO DIE FOR! xXx
Someone just asked
Someone else about the thing that made them laugh the most, and it reminded me of that one time that I was laughing at something Danny said, whilst I had Coke in my mouth, so he started doing Arni quotes to make me dribble, and I ended up vomiting all over myself, then he carried on and I did it again, and we sat there laughing, me covered in vomit, for a good five minutes. … Then I went...
After KelseyKaotic...
Reblogged me, I thought I had 14 followers. Then realized that I still only have five, and that was my update count. … I’ve spent more time messing with how this page looks than actually putting stuff on it. xXx
