Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything youve done. At the end, re-post this as I am % of a Virgin at Life.
1. Smoked. 2. Drank alcohol 3. Cried when someone died. 4. Been drunk. 5. Had sex. 6. Been to a concert. 7. gotten/given a handjob. 8. gotten/given a blowjob. 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. 10. Verbally/sexully harassed somebody. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 15. Been to prom. 16. Cried at school. 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. 18. Went streaking. 19. Given or receieved a lap dance. 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house. 23. Kissed a stranger. 24. Hugged a stranger. 25. Went scuba diving. 26. Driven a car. 27. Gotten an x-ray. 28. Hit by a car. 29. Had a party. 30. Done serious drugs. (weed isn’t serious so i didn’t count it ;)) PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%
31. Played strip poker/darts. 32. Got paid to strip for someone. 33. Run away from home. 34. Broken a bone. 35. Eaten sushi. 36. Bought porn. 37. Watched porn. 38. Made porn. 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. 40. Been in love. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
41. French kissed. 42. Laughed so hard you cried. 43. Cried yourself to sleep. 44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 45. Stabbed yourself. 46. Shot a gun. 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. 50. Watched an animal die. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 67%
51. Watched a person die 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. 53. Pranked somebody 54. Put somebody in the hospital. 55. Snuck into someones room and/or your own room after being out. 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. 57. Dressed punk. 58. Dressed goth. 59. Dressed preppy. 60. Been to a motocross race. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 63%
61. Avoided somebody. 62. Been stalked. 63. Stalked someone. 64. Met a celebrity. 65. Played an instrument. 66. Ridden a horse. 67. Cut yourself. 68. Bungee jumped. 69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 70. Been to a wild party. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%
71. Got caught stealing something. 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. 74. Gone out with your friends crush. 75. Got arrested. 76. Been pregnant/got a girl pregnant. 77. Babysat. 78. Been to another country. 79. Started your house on fire. 80. Had an encounter with a ghost. PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 50%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought youd be asked out by. 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex. 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months. 85. Sat on your butt all day. 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. 87. Had a job. 88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 89. Been called a whore. 90. Danced like a whore PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 92. Been in a car accident. 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. 94. Been told you have beautiful hair. 95. Raped somebody. 96. Danced in the rain. 97. Been rejected. 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. 100. Been raped.
I’ve got nothing against people who’re gay, mostly so long as they understand that I despise everything about homosexuality, but when someone decides to scream “Ew” when a straight couple kissing declaring that it’s wrong, that’s when I get vocal about things. Sexuality is driven by environment. But that’s a story for another time.
I wish I was bisexual. I want a bigger field to play in.
Someone else about the thing that made them laugh the most, and it reminded me of that one time that I was laughing at something Danny said, whilst I had Coke in my mouth, so he started doing Arni quotes to make me dribble, and I ended up vomiting all over myself, then he carried on and I did it again, and we sat there laughing, me covered in vomit, for a good five minutes.
Then I went home, had a shower, and we went for a drink, but that bit’s not funny.