March 2012
50 posts
Okay
We are losing this word in a minefield on abbreviations based on how letters sound. Okay is not OK at all.
Mar 30th
Zenspacemonkey: SWEEPING DECLARATION: Life's a... →
zenspacemonkey: I need to stop whinging because I feel life has me by the balls. It’s time to turn this shit around. I need to grab life by the balls and fuck it. Fuck it hard. The way I want. And if I die, it’ll be because of some STI that I caught from life, the dirty bitch. Because I’ve realised, that death… Accept life on life’s terms, but live it on your own. We’ll Die...
Mar 30th
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Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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I’m having a poo and it smells really bad.
Mar 27th
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“Don’t fuckin grin at me, I’ll fuckin’ kill you.”
– The twat who just lost his job. Lol.
Mar 27th
Deoxyribose nucleic acid.
Mar 27th
Mar 27th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Banging house music from the van. Of course it’s the Swedish House Mafia, it’s fucking summer.
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
Magic 2022 Block theme confirmed!
“we put a cool Squirrel lord in Magic 2022, it means that every Squirrel in Still/Had/These block now becomes at least superficially more appealing. It might or might not be the optimal strategy, but it’s at least something to try.”
Mar 23rd
Interviewer: What piece of advice would you give to Stephen Fry, aged 10.
Stephen Fry: You're not alone. Everything you feel is fine. Only feel guilty about things you have done that are mean and cheap and unkind. Don't feel guilty about what you feel, no matter what the world might think. Everyone is scared inside, not just you. That's why reading is so good. Keep doing it. Writers are people brave enough to make you feel better about being human because they're not afraid to reveal their own frailties, weaknesses, desires, failures, and appetites.
Mar 22nd
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Just played a multiplayer game of Mass Effect 3 on my own. Well hard.
Mar 22nd
Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Mar 21st
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Been parked up for about ten minutes. Sat nav just says “Make a U-turn.” for no reason.
Mar 20th
Mar 19th
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Mar 18th
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Paul Cadden →
Hyperrealistic pencil drawings.
Mar 17th
It’s COLD and it’a SMOOTH and it’s a HARD shade of white.
Mar 17th
Yay! No work on Friday!
In other news, again? Really?
Mar 16th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 11th
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My strength is not for hurting
so I bought that bitch a library. Bitches love libraries.
Mar 11th
Mar 10th
Borderlands GotY is £5 again.
Mar 9th
“Yay! I’m stupid!”
– Reva
Mar 7th
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Mar 7th
“You can’t have everything, where would you put it?”
– Chris Evans
Mar 7th
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Fuck Ghost Trick, MASS EFFECT 3 IS OUT! Totally forgot. Winner.
Mar 6th
Ghost Trick is ultra slow. It’s not fun at all. I have done about thirty-seconds of actual playing so far, and it’s all ultra easy.
Mar 6th
Gish is £1.50 on Steam. Let’s hope it’s good!
Mar 6th
evaspence: Hello Kitty’d up my mic! Lovin’ lahf.
Mar 3rd
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Mar 2nd
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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Mar 1st
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““I had to question him on his christianity… Like, which version of the bible did...”
– Random girl in McDonalds (via zenspacemonkey) McDonalds, hard-hitting discussion.
Mar 1st
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Luvin’ lahf wiv ‘ello kittie.
Mar 1st
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