Batman: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up Bruce, we're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch) Oh my god, I’m gonna have to try this it’s brilliant. I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time. (via stfufauxminists) Trying this the next time someone pulls misogynist bull shit on me. (via stfuconservatives) “They”. ¬_¬
I have the claptrap song stuck in my head. Doo-doo dee-doo dee-doo-doo dee-doo-doo dee-doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!
Restaurant Review: SoLita - Manchester's great new... →
mrspetticoat: I’m normally quite laid back when it comes to writing my reviews. I like to take my time and really think about what I want to say. However, I couldn’t sleep last night thinking about this restaurant and so I have to get it out of my system. I’m fairly new to this blogging game. Before now, I… Hoping to attend this at some point.
Garage sockets? I ain’t got a garage.– Customer
I just bought Fallout: New Vegas. Go me.
The point of the Victoria's Secret post was to...
lacigreen: Which is now even more ironic and hypocritical given that a bunch of people on Tumblr think it’s cool to talk about how the women pictured are anorexic and need a cheeseburger… Body hate on thinness is still body hate. It doesn’t help any of us to turn the tables and pull the same exact bullshit on different people. I make fat people feel good, but fuck thin people, right? I...
bol1n: Tumblr for Americans on Fourth of July Tumblr for everyone else on Fourth of July Funny, that’s basically the reality of Thanksgiving.
Oh, their sexuality was too in your face? Look around you and see how they feel you fucking homophobe. Cuntcuntcunctcuntcunt.
33 “When a stranger sojourns with you in your land, you shall not do him wrong. 34 You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you, and you shall love him as yourself, for you were strangers in the land of Egypt: I am the Lord your God. A lot of you cunts could learn a thing or two from - you know - that book you go on about all the time. Oh, and stop cutting your...