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Thu, 16 May 2013 18:27:50 -0400

Things & Stuff: a-little-blue-bird: all these girls just tweeting now “The Great...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:49:39 -0400

Things & Stuff: a-little-blue-bird: all these girls just tweeting now “The Great...:

all these girls just tweeting now “The Great Gatsby looks so good!”
NO. YOU ONLY WANT TO SEE IT BECAUSE OF LEONARDO. HAVE YOU READ THE BOOK? NO. YOU PROBABLY HAD NO IDEA THAT THE GREAT GATSBY EVEN EXISTED BEFORE THE MOVIE, WHICH IS SAD. BECAUSE IT’S A CLASSIC. Some…

I only want to see it because Leo.

missmurrka: norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:47:14 -0400

missmurrka:

norsegays:

astrolope:

People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook.

I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story.

A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right?

It is a big deal because i’m a transman.

It doesn’t take a genius to conclude that it’s hard for me, my brothers, and sisters to get a job. There are legal restraints regarding the job and if you don’t pass, it’s hard to be taken seriously at a job interview.

Right on the application, it asks what your preferred name is. It also asks if there is anything that target should know. I put the fact that I am a transman, expecting not to get a call because usually when you put that down, people will throw out the application. I got TWO interviews.

At the interview, they asked me about it. I told them I am on hormones and they told me that they didn’t care. Not in the sense that they don’t emotionally care, but that it didn’t matter. I was male and that’s all that mattered. They also told me that they give sex same couples benefits in states that do not recognize them as a married couple.

At my job orientation, I was not misgendered once. Even my supervisors who weren’t sure of my gender avoided pronoun use, which I found only happens when you’ve had pronoun training. They gave me a name tag with my preferred name and didn’t ask questions. I felt safe and respected, which is huge for a trans* person.

TLDR: Target is amazing not just for the LGB, but also the T. Shop there for the rest of your life.

Christians claiming to be oppressed by homosexuals is simultaneously one of the saddest and most hilarious things in the universe.

I think I’ll wear this on a T-Shirt just so these people never want to talk to me.

miss-love: we-are-all-sherlocked: inabasket: the-k-factor: ju...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:45:48 -0400

miss-love:

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

HAHAHAHA. I feel just like this all the time! You GET that chocolate orange gurl

It’s like interpretive dance, a form of modern art.

Only it’s a chocolate orange for $1.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 13:14:06 -0400

zenspacemonkey: Fucking around with a faux undercut again… I...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:48:38 -0400

zenspacemonkey:

Fucking around with a faux undercut again… I really can’t make my mind up at all. It’s literally going to come down to the flip of a coin I think. I’d have to trim the top down a bit if I did it. Also, fucking hell, I’m smiling. What?

Opinions? Long hair like in my display pic or proper undercut?
Also, where the fuck did the last pic come from? Where did I learn to pose like that?

I can imagine you doing that last one. - And now I can sleep well.

revam1ss: So my draft deck is the nuts… #mtg #magicthegathering

Mon, 13 May 2013 02:57:59 -0400

revam1ss:

So my draft deck is the nuts… #mtg #magicthegathering

waaaahlbodayz: short-bread: [x] Stephen fry. Stop it. You...

Sun, 12 May 2013 13:00:24 -0400

waaaahlbodayz:

short-bread:

[x]

Stephen fry. Stop it.

You are clearly being too smart. You are not of this Earth.

jack-baralkat: ed-pool: Some of Gotham’s Most Famous by...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:58:56 -0400

jack-baralkat:

ed-pool:

Some of Gotham’s Most Famous by Vincent Vernacatola

Hey emo robin… Would bang 10/10 ! Sexy bitch!

You mean Nightwing, right?

marypoppinthatpussy: what’s going on

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:58:10 -0400

marypoppinthatpussy:

what’s going on

runyouclevertimelord: dryadgurrl: himapapaftw: finally, it...

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:16:49 -0400

runyouclevertimelord:

dryadgurrl:

himapapaftw:

finally, it has appeared on my dash

Well that was unexpected.

I was not expecting this

iguanamouth: i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its...

Sat, 11 May 2013 05:43:16 -0400

iguanamouth:

i think its funny how there are some actors who played a role for so long that its almost impossible for me to see them as anything else

and then there are some actors who’ve done so many roles i dont even see them as actors anymore it’s just them as themselves in another movie

Hey look it’s Daniel Radcliffe and Caster Troy.

George R.R. Martin on writing women:

Sat, 11 May 2013 05:37:11 -0400

Interviewer: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.

R2 are playing the main theme from Star Wars, as it has been voted the third-best Classical piece...

Fri, 10 May 2013 10:50:19 -0400

R2 are playing the main theme from Star Wars, as it has been voted the third-best Classical piece they have ever played on BBC Radio.

Which is sweet.

dextroanimolover: whenever someone makes a custom magic card

Thu, 09 May 2013 06:20:22 -0400

dextroanimolover:

whenever someone makes a custom magic card

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Wed, 08 May 2013 12:59:57 -0400

mtgfan: justmagicthings: Who likes rule changes? I do! In case...

Wed, 08 May 2013 11:31:38 -0400

mtgfan:

justmagicthings:

Who likes rule changes? I do!

In case you can’t read the tiny text, Indestructibility’s new text is “Enchanted creature has indestructible.”

Might not seem like much to you, but this is actually a big deal. This means Indestructible is being made into a keyword. That means it will take up less rules text, and it changes how indestructible works.

So yeah, kind of awesome that Turn//Burn works on indestructible creatures now.

Nice catch.

This could be a change purely for DotP.

zenspacemonkey: bloodingspam: Mastodon Reacquainting myself...

Wed, 08 May 2013 09:43:49 -0400

zenspacemonkey:

bloodingspam:

Mastodon

Reacquainting myself with these guys today. I didn’t really get it first time round, but my musical tastes have changed a lot since those days.

WHITE
WHALE
HOLY
GRAIL

scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites: ilikedansbutt: lolsomeone-actua...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:51:04 -0400

scaryhussiesandnicedavesprites:

ilikedansbutt:

lolsomeone-actually:

doctornipples:

gettin-nakie-outside:

beelzebubby:

do i win

HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG

THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS

i’M LISGHING

If they are his wounds from being nailed to the cross why are they on his hands?

lacigreen: uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism? two more reasons...

Wed, 08 May 2013 02:44:28 -0400

lacigreen:

uhhhh yay sizeism & sexism? two more reasons not to shop at abercrombie and fitch. (x)